My name is Funsize. I was given this nickname due to the fact that I am very tiny (5 feet even), like the Halloween candy. I am 21 years young, married, and expecting my first child. I am stubborn, a workaholic, and easily distracted by shiny things.
I currently live with my husband, my cockatiel Benji and adopted chihuahua Oso in San Diego, California. The weather is awesome, the cost to live here is not.

My full time job consists of dealing with angry customers who spend way too much money on their pets, managing a crew who doesn’t know how to work as hard as I do, and cleaning up after pets at a local pet store. This blog allows me to escape all that.
This blog chronicles from the beginning of my engagement to my future husband, to my pregnancy, to my wedding and everything in between. It is a whirlwind for both of us.


In a past life I loved to ride horses. I even owned three. Now I work full time, clean our house and occasionally sleep.

My favorite foods are orange chicken, jalepeno poppers, and french fries. I’m addicted to Dr. Pepper and lemonade (not in the same drink). I used to like to drink Midori Sours and rum. TGIFridays is my favorite restaurant. I also love watching sleazy tv shows about celebrities and how fabulous their homes are.
