A few ideas…

So far:

• Spray her door and patio with skunk smell, elk urine, anything stinky. And maybe pour some into her air conditioner.
• Grab her mail when the mail comes (tell the mailman I’m watching the apartment) to get her name. Then take all those free subscriptions you find inserted in magazines and sign her up under ”bill me later”. Not just any magazines, but stuff like High Times and Playgirl.

Any other ideas?

 

A fun night ruined

I invited Mum and dad over tonight for a pizza party and Rockband party tonight. It was alot of fun, Roundtable pizza was involved! All was going well until my neighbor, who lives across from us, moved from her boyfriend’s place into her apartment, where we live. She sent out a security guard to complain about the noise from Rockband at 9:50 on a Friday night. She had previously complained personally to me about 2 weeks ago, at 6:00 on a Saturday, when my mom had just left from my house. I ignored her, and turned my music on and cleaned the house, leaving the vacuum the whole two hours I cleaned. I have two questions, who complains about a party on a Friday night? And does anyone have any ideas how to get even/make complaints to her/get her evicted? I have one idea to get even: when my baby is born, and crying at 2 AM, I’ll just stand outside with the baby and let her hear him. But I need something that won’t take another 4 and a half months to roll into action.  Or, since I work at a pet store, buy 20 mice and let them in her house? She has a tendency to leave her door open a crack. Any other ideas?

 

Why I Love my In-Laws

One of many reasons why I love my inlaws: They came over to my house and made me and the hubby dinner. And brought lumpia! They enjoyed our air conditioning, and we enjoyed the yummy food. They made us queso dip and burritos with carne asada and chicken. It was delicious. I know you’re all jealous.